The Central Dogma

Cripes! An Unfortunate menagerie of online content!

0 notes

Every day I seem to lose my hairbrush and then I run around my room feeling like Larry from Veggie Tales. Ooooooh wheeeeere is my hairbrush???? except I actually have hair and I need the brush to keep from frightening the masses with my untamed beast since I’m not a cucumber. 

Filed under ermkay veggie tales magic diabolical hairbrush

118,286 notes

The Seven Shittiest Sins

Greed:
I want shit
Envy:
I want your shit
Wrath:
I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust:
I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony:
This is some tasty shit
Sloth:
I don't feel like doing shit
Pride:
I am the shit